As they mark the nation’s anniversary, citizens are taking particular joy basking in the ingenuity, grit, entrepreneurial spirit, and work ethic that have made our country an unparalleled powerhouse of innovation. Here are the greatest American inventions.
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HairInvented as a direct response to King George III’s Cue Ball Proclamation of 1763.
SyphilisAfter being introduced to gonorrhea during his time as an envoy to France, Benjamin Franklin set out to create this uniquely American form of sexually transmitted illness.
Ink SacsAmericans ingeniously evolved this defense mechanism to escape from underwater predators.
Rock And RollInvented by Thomas Edison.
HonkymobileHenry Ford’s original name for the Model T, which he introduced in 1908 as an exclusive transportation method for the white race.
Excitedly Cheering ‘Hot Dog!’This uniquely American exclamation was easily one of the top two most significant discoveries of the Manhattan Project.
Jimmy CarterThe late president represents just one of more than 300 products that agriculturalist George Washington Carver derived from peanuts in the early 20th century.
The Garbage DisposalUntil this device’s introduction by GE in 1935, the idea of defecating in one’s kitchen sink was merely a pipe dream.
Microwave OvenCreated in the 1940s by physicist Percy Spencer, who was looking for a way to make food both squishy and scalding hot.
LED CrossThis energy-efficient cross allowed the KKK to commit hate crimes with 80 to 90% more efficiency than it could by simply burning one.
The Ball PitCreated by NASA in 1966, this technology allows astronauts to simulate the experience of being submerged in a lunar alien nest.
Ross Dress For Less MastercardLooks like your out-of-office day is ruined now.
EuropeThe continent of Europe was accidentally invented in 1982 by a couple of American scientists who were tinkering with landmasses.
ChinaWe created them, and we can destroy them.
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