Error'd: Zero to Zero in 0 seconds

"So many zeroes! I'm in." W00H000! Kivi S. "found this ad in the wild. This must be a very large jackpot, look at all those zeroes!"

"I knew it!" groused an anonymous cynic. "Yes, SignUpGenius. We all know that SUCCESS is just an illusion."

Another anonymous grouch reported "I guess JustWatch has suddenly become a bit precious about their sources"

"These boots are made for crashing" thundered Michael R. "PII of the developer have been removed to protect the not so innocent." You can't hide PHP so easily.

And again from prolific Michael R. "El Reg has been around for 30+ years and their code should be mature. I wonder about their SQL which seems to randomly return duplicate records. https://www.theregister.com/week". I'll be happy when Errord shows up on El Reg. Ok, no I won't but I'll at least be grouchy differently.

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