The best slice in the box is the one with the most pepperoni; the cheese reaches right to the edge, and it is cut slightly bigger than the others. When you're eating pizza alone, that slice is all yours.

No hovering over the box and pretending you're considering a different one. It's yours. 

A night in with a large pizza starts before the delivery man rings your doorbell. You've cleared a spot, found something comfortable to wear, picked your comfort show, and made your order. You wait patiently, sitting on the couch, being unusually interested in every car that slows down outside. You just want to make sure the pizza hasn't arrived in silence.

You have to choose something to watch before the pizza arrives. That's very important for a successful night in. If you wait until the food gets there to choose a movie, you'll be holding a slice while reading descriptions of movies you will never start. And you will end up eating the pizza alone, without any movie. So let's make that one thing clear. The dinner starts with the episode.  

And if there are leftovers… That means you're having pizza for breakfast tomorrow! Though tomorrow is several hours away, and this slice is still warm. It's a complicated situation, especially when putting the box in the fridge requires standing up. So maybe you do that little extra effort and you finish the pizza. Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself. This pizza was ordered by me, delivered to me, and placed in front of me. That sounds pretty personal.