My favourite past time is playing chess, basically I just move pieces around typically trying my best to go for pawn promotions because I'm so bad at chess it's the only way I can, though typically I win by just button mashing and getting a big time advantage. Or praying for a blunder/hope chess.
When I somehow manage to win, usually I'll promote every pawn possible just to assert dominance on my opponent, because chess is life and I have no life outside it, so I need to assert dominance somehow, I'm a loser otherwise lol
Then I'll often accept a rematch and just not make a move, letting the game abandon, since it's the absolute gigaCHAD move to make, ultra dominant alpha male mover like me! Totally not an incel whatsoever, I get pussy I swear.
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