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If you have a chance to go into space, would you? I'm a pretty firm "no" on that question. I'm pretty content here on Earth, and have a lot of stuff to figure out down here before I ever think about boarding a spaceship to go into outer space. I don't care how nice they make it seem; I don't wanna leave the Earth's atmosphere. Call me, but gravity is not a bad thing for me. I kind of like being tethered to the ground. Just imagine how scary it would be to leave the surface of the Earth. I would immediately start thinking about all the movies that I've seen where things go wrong, and people are sent hurtling through space forever. I don't think I would like that very much, plus, I'm not a very big fan of freeze-dried food. And isn't that kind of all they have to eat up there? Or have they made advancements in astronaut food since they made that astronaut ice cream that they sold to us when we were kids? These are questions that I don't necessarily need the answers to. But if going to space sounds like your bag, I would never stop you.