LOS ANGELES—Stating that it was about time they got serious about their future as a couple, actress Sydney Sweeney reportedly told record executive Scooter Braun Friday that she was open to converting to the B-list for him. “I really want this relationship to work, and if that means skipping the Met Gala for a party sponsored by Revolve, I’m okay with that,” said the 29-year-old Sweeney, who took a deep breath as she revealed to Braun that she had already started consulting with B-list talent managers to begin the process of joining the cast of Dancing With The Stars. “I actually think B-list culture is really beautiful, and if we have kids, I want to raise them in a household with limited star power. I’ve already started waiting in lines at clubs and considering supporting roles to get a sense of what it could be like. If starring in a Netflix rom-com with Chase Stokes will make you and your parents happy, I want to do it. I swear.” At press time, sources confirmed Sweeney had been overheard sounding out “Sweeney—I should be on the list” phonetically.
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