While driving to the store one morning, a little animal suddenly dashed underneath a car. The driver slammed on the brakes and got out, expecting to check on a squirrel. Instead, they found a tiny kitten screaming her head off and attempting to climb into the undercarriage.
Catching her was not exactly easy.
The approximately 4-to-5-week-old kitten immediately made it clear she had plenty of fight in her. Over the next five minutes, she tried to scale a fence, pooped on her rescuer, and managed to land a pretty impressive bite. Not bad for someone small enough to be mistaken for a squirrel.
Needless to say, groceries were no longer the priority.
The shopping trip quickly became a kitten supply run, because apparently the Cat Distribution System does not care what you originally put on your shopping list. Soon, the feisty little feline was getting her first flea bath and enjoying a lunch of pâté slurry.
With a full belly and the fleas washed away, the troublemaker finally decided she could relax. After all that screaming, climbing, biting, and general chaos, she curled up for a much-needed nap.
And what do you name a kitten whose first interaction with you involves drawing blood?
Rambo, obviously.
"She who draws first blood" might only be a few weeks old, but she's already managed to completely derail a grocery run and earn herself food, supplies, a flea bath, and a safe place to sleep. That's a pretty productive morning for such a smol feline.
The Cat Distribution System really went all out with this delivery: one tiny Rambo, zero warning, several battle wounds, and a grocery trip nobody is going to forget anytime soon.